whatever, i'm bored and annoyed.

recipe for my perfect bloke:

- is apathetic about poetry, preferably doesn't give two shits about it and definitely doesn't write or recite it
- is not a frequent participant in RPG or RenFair type activities
- is mostly a dominant personality without being abrasively so (is not whipped and wears the damn pants in the family)
- is completely and utterly heterosexual
- size does matter (so does height)
- has some meat on his bones
- likes sports but isn't a frequent tailgater
- is NOT a health/fitness freak
- is educated/a genius/naturally intelligent
- doesn't resort to four letter works for every other noun/adj
- alcohol and coffee consumption is a plus
- isn't overly romantic, but is a wee bit at appropriate moments
- wants kids, eventually, maybe
- likes animals, maybe wants a couple as pets
- is not computer illiterate
- has a decent job or at least shows potential in being somewhat of a provider (cuz we all know how lucrative archaeology is...)
- doesn't mind (or prefers) having nights in at home more often than not
- likes to travel occasionally but not constantly
- entertainment choice similarities are a plus
- doesn't like musicals (at least not the fruity ones)
- is up front and honest and doesn't sugar coat everything (without being abrasive)
- remembers the *really* important dates
- doesn't know anything about opera
- clean and unsmelly, but not metro
- is a meatasaurus (getting that reference would be nice too...)
- is religiously open-minded and/or similar to me in that respect
- is a socially-adept geek that doesn't avoid girls. or sunlight.
- is a goofypants. sometimes.
- doesn't use sarcasm as a weapon
- has never tortured small furry creatures
- is not a political activist
- never voted for anyone named Bush


ergh. that's long enough. i gotta pee.